let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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