You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
