i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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