hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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