So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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