so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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