did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
