No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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