Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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