she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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