I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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