Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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