I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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