doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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