I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
She's the barista slut.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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