then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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