How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You ruined the universe
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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