hell yes lets make some ravioli
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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