take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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