We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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