i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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