Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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