i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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