Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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