I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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