but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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