I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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