Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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