That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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