and next time when you feel me up, do it right
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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