Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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