I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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