I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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