I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
