If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
