I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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