She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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