On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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