I wannas sexs uuuuu
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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