are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
