doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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