Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
