Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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