the new term for farting is butt boxing.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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