So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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