Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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