As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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