this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
my being single is dangerous.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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