I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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