you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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