so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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