Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
