Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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