If i come over, it means nothing
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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