google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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