You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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